The Scriptorium

“We lied, manipulated the data, and then 86′ed the historical evidence before real scientists could expose us, but there’s a consensus, dang it! Our lies are real, and everyone knows it!!”

The Obama administration is holding tight to their money-making pet climate theories, even though the evidence against “Gorebal” Warming is mounting. I guess we shouldn’t expect liberals to let pesky facts get in the way of their best chance of finally making us all equally poor.

House Republicans pointed to controversial e-mails leaked from climate scientists and said it was evidence of corruption. Top administration scientists looking at the same thing found no such sign, saying it doesn’t change the fact that the world is warming.

Never mind that said scientists flat out admitted they lied to cover up evidence that didn’t fit their global warming malarky. It’s just the rethuglicans that think the “controversial” e-mails are evidence of corruption. They’re just a bunch of flat-earthers, you know. And, that’s not snow! It’s dead polar bear fur!

The e-mails from a British university’s climate center were obtained by computer hackers and posted online about two weeks ago. Climate change skeptics contend the messages reveal that researchers manipulated and suppressed data and stifled dissent, and conservative bloggers are dubbing it “Climategate.”

Silly conservative bloggers. Don’t they know there’s a consensus and the science is already decided? If Columbus had been so dumb, he never would have turned back before he careened off the edge of the earth.

Read the rest here, if you can stand the spin.

Update:
When “oh hu!” doesn’t work, one can always shift the focus to the people who pulled back the curtain and caught you with your long johns down. It’s no big deal when someone hacks a Vice Presidential candidate’s personal e-mail during a campaign, but blowing the whistle on the biggest scandal of the century simply must be a crime worthy of investigating. It’s “e-mailgate”, not climategate, dontcha know.

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